001. Must be 15+, unless referred by a Mod or you think you're tough shit. 002. Leave right now if you can't handle being mercilessly bitched at. 003. Use the pre-formatted application without fucking it up, or you'll be auto-rejected. 004. Do not delete your application, or you will be banned. 005. Do not comment anywhere but your own application or you'll be banned 006. Leave if you're ignorant. 007.Do not use netspeak, or tYpE lYk DiS. 008. Put "Fuck me insanely hard..." in the subject line. 009. Make your LJ cut, "...in the ass" 010. Show us what you've got. 011. Oh yeah, if you're here we don't want to see you here again.
001. "Stamped" must be in all entry subjects. 002. Be as fucking harsh as you want to. 003. Don't fight with other members, if you would like someone out- NOTIFY ME. 004. Don't bash applicants because of race/ethnicity. 005. Vote with a YES // NO // SWAY ME. If the sway me isn't changed when I feel like stamping, then your vote is not counted. 006. No Text-Only posts, unless it's a hiatus or leaving post. 007.Do not promote us where it's not allowed. 008. If you promote here, show us a link where you promoted us. 009. Tasteful, partial nudes are okay, as long as you're hot. 010. Piss me off, and get banned if you really want to.